I can imagine it all clearly.
Many years from now an old geezer me sitting in a rocking chair with grandkids on my lap…
“Grandpa tell us that one again”
Which one? The zombie attack of 2022?
“No, the other one. That really amazing one!”
Oh you mean when the Mt. Fuji eruption of 2025 uncovered the portal to an alien world?
“No grandpa! Those are boring we want to hear about that one that nobody saw coming! You know. That super crazy OMG satire ain’t even this bizarre one. The one about the $2,000 relief payment agreement!”
Oh that one. Okay children listen up. It was the final days of 2020―the year of the worst pandemic in a century. Hundreds of thousands of American lives lost and thousands more dying daily many months after Trump had promised it’d magically disappear by spring and mused aloud about injecting people with disinfectant. It didn’t disappear of course, even though Trump did his best to control its spread by constantly golfing, rage tweeting, spreading lies and disinformation and refusing to accept getting trounced by Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in the November Presidential Election.
But none of that worked.
So then Trump did the unthinkable.
He agreed with Nancy Pelosi!
Boy was it ever a sight to see. Two arch-enemies in lockstep agreement about what action the US Federal Government should take next. And so as 2020 came to an end they…
I'd continue but old geezer me would probably fall asleep by then
Seriously though, Trump and Pelosi are agreeing with each other.
Nice play 2020. I definitely did NOT have that’n on my BINGO card.
